Friday, July 27, 2007

Got your appraisal letters?

Did you get your get your appraisal letters? If so, just compare with the below figures.




Details of the beggars in Mumbai.

ME: Massu or Malana, 60
Massu's Assets
Rs 30 lakh in properties alone
Day's earnings Rs 1,000 to 1,500

FunAndFunOnly (www.mails4u.net.tc)
Begs at:
Lokhandwala. Mostly outside high-end restaurants visited by TV and film stars.
Working hours:
8 pm to 3 am.
Home is:
A one BHK at Amboli in Andheri (west). He owns another 1 BHK nearby.

FunAndFunOnly (www.mails4u.net.tc)

Massu's 1BHK room at Amboli. Both houses are duplexes

Family: Wife, two sons and a daughter-in-law share the apartment with him.
Day's earnings:
Rs 1000 to 1500.
Assets:
Rs 30 lakh in just properties. One son makes and sells brooms, while the other hawks knick-knacks near Andheri station. He has substantial savings, but would not reveal details.

Cool quotient:
Massu is dressed in spotless clothes when he takes an auto-rickshaw to Lokhandwala every evening. He changes into his beggar attire near Ad Labs. During his working hours, he has a complete sway over the area. You will never find another beggar in his vicinity. He takes an auto on his way home too. Stops at Yashraj Studios for a change of clothes.

 

NAME: Krishna Kumar Gite, 42
Krishna 's Assets
Rs 5 lakh in properties alone
Day's earnings
Rs 1500 to 2000
FunAndFunOnly (www.mails4u.net.tc)
Begs at: CP Tank, Charni Road
Working hours: Early morning to late evening
Home is: I BHK apartment at Nallasopara, which he shares with his brother.
Family: Brother, sister-in-law and their children.
Day's earnings: Rs 1500 to 2000.

His worth: The Nallasopara apartment is worth nearly Rs 5 lakh. Krishna claimed he has substantial savings but would not put a figure to it. "My brother manages everything," he said.

Cool quotient:
Claims he can't be bothered with money matters. He retires every evening to his Nallasopara home and hands over the day's earnings to his brother. "My bhabhi and brother know best what to do with the money."

 

NAME: Bharat Jain, 45
Bharat's Assets
Rs 70 lakh in properties alone
Day's earnings Rs 2000 to 2500

FunAndFunOnly (www.mails4u.net.tc)
Begs at:
Azad Maidan and Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus.
Working hours:
Early morning to late evening.
Home is:
Two adjacent 1 BHK apartments in Parel, where his family stays. Bharat, however, visits home only once in a week. His family, which deals in school notebooks and other study material, has tried on many occasions to get Bharat to give up begging and join the family business.

FunAndFunOnly (www.mails4u.net.tc)
Bharat's Parel house where he stays with his family. (right) The Bhandup shop the family has rented out to a juice centre

Family: Wife, two sons -- one studying in class X and the other in class XII -- father and brother.
Day's earnings:
Rs 2000 to 2500.
His worth:
The family apartments are worth close to Rs 60 lakh. The family also has rented out a shop in Bhandup to a juice centre and gets Rs 7,000-a-month in rent. The rent is collected every month by Bharat's wife.

Cool quotient:
Bharat speaks impeccable English. He is soft spoken and you will never find him harassing people for alms.

 

Name: Haji, 26
Haji's Assets Rs 15 lakh
Day's earnings Rs 1000 to 2000

FunAndFunOnly (www.mails4u.net.tc)
Begs at:
Deonar and Chembur. Usually begs near mosques and
temples.
Working hours:
Flexi. Picks the best time to be at a temple or a mosque.
Home is:
A room at Cheetah Camp, where his mother and sister run a zari workshop, employing 15 people.
Family:
Mother and sister.
Day's earnings:
Rs 1000 to 2000 .
Earnings increase mani-folds during festivals.
His worth:
The Cheetah Camp room worth anything between Rs 3 and 5 lakh. The zari workshop could be worth 10 lakh. The family earns a steady income from the zari business and his mother has tried every trick to get him to give up begging and join the family business.

Cool quotient:
He says managing the zari workshop is too much
hardwork. "I can't be bothered with all that. I like to be left alone. Also, I make a decent amount every day.



 

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FunAndFunOnly (www.mails4u.net.tc)

 
Name: Doesn't matter, A Software Engineer (Double Graduate :D)

S/W Enggr's Assets: Some old C++, Java, Cryptography Books worth 10,000 INR. Rest all Assets are based on EMI's (Easy Monthly Installment) so it's the bank that owns it and not me.

Day's earning: Peanuts :)

Working Hours: Day and Night

Family: 1 intel Pentium 4 3.8 GHz CPU, 1 Flat monitor, 1 mouse and 1 keyboard.

His worth: Depends on the Tester, If tester files several critical bugs @ a time then he's useless :)

Cool Quotient: Whenever he opens his mouth he knows speaks only C, C++ and Java. Never fires anyone, only he gets fired everywhere. The only time he stays cool is when he gulps down two large shots of JD (Jack Daniel, Obvious someone else is paying for those shots :D).

 

So Kya soch rahe ho ... katora UthaO ---Aur Mumbai chalo


 
 

 

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Seven Wonders of the World

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A glance through the new Seven Wonders of the World

Lisbon: Around 100 million Internet and telephone voters participated in a poll to select the new Seven Wonders of the World, among which are India's Taj Mahal marble mausoleum, the Great Wall of China, Brazil's Statue of Christ the Redeemer, Peru's Machu Picchu Inca trail and Mexico's Chichen Itza pyramid.


The announcement was made at a star-studded ceremony here.


Following are some details about the new seven wonders:


The Taj Mahal


An icon of love, the Taj Mahal is a mausoleum located in Agra, India. The Mughal Emperor Shah Jahan commissioned it for his beloved wife Mumtaz Mahal. Its construction began in 1632 and was completed in approximately 1648.


Built out of white marble and standing in formally laid-out walled gardens, the Taj Mahal is regarded as the most perfect jewel of Muslim art in India.


The Great Wall of China


The Great Wall is the world's longest human-made structure, stretching over approximately 6,400 km from Shanhai Pass in the east to Lop Nur in the west of China, along an arc that roughly delineates the southern edge of Inner Mongolia. It is also the largest human-made structure ever built in terms of surface area and mass.


The Wall was classified a World Heritage Site by Unesco in 1986.


The statue of Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro


Christ the Redeemer is a statue of Jesus Christ in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. The statue stands 32 metres tall, weighs 700 tonnes and is located at the peak of the 700-metre Corcovado Mountain in the Tijuca Forest National Park, overlooking the city.


As well as being a potent symbol of Christianity, the statue has become an icon of Rio and Brazil.


The Incan ruins of Machu Picchu


Machu Picchu, a pre-Columbian city created by the Inca, is located above the Urubamba Valley in Peru, about 70 km northwest of Cusco. Forgotten for centuries by the outside world, although not by locals, it was brought back to international attention by archaeologist Hiram Bingham in 1911, who made the first scientific confirmation of the site and wrote a best-selling work about it.


The ancient Mayan city of Chichen Itza in Mexico


Chichen Itza is a large pre-Columbian archaeological site built by the Maya civilisation, located in the northern centre of the Yucatan Peninsula, present-day Mexico.


The Maya name Chichen Itza means "At the mouth of the well of the Itza". Although this was the usual name for the site in pre-Columbian times, it is also referred to in the ancient chronicles as Uucyabnal, meaning "Seven Great Rulers".


The pink ruins of Petra in Jordan


Petra is an archaeological site in Jordan, lying in a basin among the mountains, which form the eastern flank of Arabah (Wadi Araba), the large valley running from the Dead Sea to the Gulf of Aqaba. It is famous for having many stone structures carved into the rock. The long-hidden site was revealed to the Western world by Swiss explorer Johann Ludwig Burckhardt in 1812.


Today, the Palace Tombs of Petra, with the 42-metre-high Hellenistic temple facade on the El-Deir Monastery, are impressive examples of Middle Eastern culture.


The Coliseum in Rome


The Coliseum, originally the Flavian Amphitheatre, is a giant amphitheatre in the centre of the city of Rome, Italy. Originally capable of seating around 50,000 spectators, it was used for gladiatorial contests and public spectacles. The amphitheatre, the largest ever built in the Roman Empire, was completed in 80 AD under Titus, with further modifications being made during Domitian's reign.



 

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Sunday, July 8, 2007

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